- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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