An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Women's professional sports

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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