What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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