- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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