Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

well use a tissue!

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

FUCK YOU

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

HOLY COW!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

What do we call Osama? Osama

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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