- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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