- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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