- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??