- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is life? Paul.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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