- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Good job, son.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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