How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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