- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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