A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Anti Joke

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