- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Your're racist.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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