y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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