- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What page are you on The gay page.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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