Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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There's my tractor.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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