- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

civil rights

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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