- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats 1+1? window!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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