Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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