What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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