- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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