- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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