Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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