What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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jews

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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