- Anti Joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.