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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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