- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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