how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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