- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

haha

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??