- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A women in the kitchen.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Manchester City

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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