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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

irish man drinking john smiths

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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