- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

autistic kids rock

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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