- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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