Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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