- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your Mom

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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