One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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