roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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The FCC

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Justin Bieber

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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