- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

My spelling is horrible

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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