how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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