Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Come in

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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