How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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