Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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jews

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