- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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