Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are red.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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