Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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I read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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