- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

penis. nuff said.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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