- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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