- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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