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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Boner

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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