- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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