- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

God is real.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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