Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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America

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

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