- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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