rocky is here again.......................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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