- Anti Joke

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.