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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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