- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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