- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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