I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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civil rights

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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