- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Cancer

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Weaner

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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