- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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