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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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