- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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