Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Women's Rights..

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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