- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

knock knock Goodbye

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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