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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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