- Anti Joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.