- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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