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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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