i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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