What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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