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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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