What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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ur gey

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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