- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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