A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Refridgerator.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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