a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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