- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

My spelling is horrible

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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