A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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