What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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