why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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