Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Justin Bieber

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

your mom.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Anti Joke

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