I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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