- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What are annoying? Ads.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

were at work systems r down

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