- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Heskey time.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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