A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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