- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the stage after cancer? you die

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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