- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

who is gay wit mon james cornish

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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