Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I'm so punny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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