What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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