Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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The Qur'an

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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