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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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