- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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