- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Chris is hairy

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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