What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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