Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

guess what? bannanas

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock. Doors open

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