What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Fat? Jesse Z

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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