What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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