Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock. Doors open

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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