Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

joe galasso from plainview ny

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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