What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Tunechi

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Anti Joke

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