- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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