Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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I'm homeless.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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