- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

No it doesnt..

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

knock,knock you suck

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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