- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A hill billy went fishing

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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