Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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