- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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