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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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