- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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