- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Sloths

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Actually it was me Josh brown

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

j.p. is dumb

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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