They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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