Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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