- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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