Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Black people stink of shite!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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HEY!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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