- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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