- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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