Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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