- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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