- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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