- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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