Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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