Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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