- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Once upon a time a was born

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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