Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Fat? Jesse Z

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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