Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

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