- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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