Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why so serious ?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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