- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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