Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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