What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

WILLYS

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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