What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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