A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Anti Joke

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