Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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