roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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James Patrick Campbell

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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