Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A russian gives away vodka.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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