Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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