- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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