Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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baloney sandwich

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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you see theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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