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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

The american education system.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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