What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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