A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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