- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

it was all Tagart

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Granny porn!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Chuck Norris.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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