- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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