What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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