- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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