Actually it was me Josh brown

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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