What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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