- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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