If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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