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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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