What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's white and black? Color blind.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

dallen loves penis

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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