- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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