Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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