- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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