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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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