- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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