How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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