Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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star wars kid

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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