Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Maths.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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