- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

The child was fired from his job.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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