What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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