- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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