What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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And now a word from our sponsors

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Anti Joke

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