- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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