Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

William wright is Gay

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

You're a big fat monkey.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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