- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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