What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

i saw amango it splootered

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

fridge

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your girlfriend.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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