The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Women's professional sports

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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