- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

hashtags suck balls

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

The Labour Party.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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