nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Julian Ha.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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