- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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