Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Who wants water? I do.

Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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