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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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