- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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