- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your girlfriend.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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