Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

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