- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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