- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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