How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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