Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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