- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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