why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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