- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

womens rights.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

The Big Band Theory

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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