I'm Polish.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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