Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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