- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A penis walks into a bar..

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Where's my baby??

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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