Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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lewis=cardiac

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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