What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I'm Polish.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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