- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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