What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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This isn't funny.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Gay rights.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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