- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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