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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

My three children are three big mistakes.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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