- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.