- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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