Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A lot eh?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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