- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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