- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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