- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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